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Julie Klausner on season three's MVP.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Where You at, Adrienne?
Maloof's no-show on last night's reunion was a big middle finger to the entire RHOBH audience.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Three Finale Recap: Mouthpiece Is As Mouthpiece Does
Credit where credit is due — that was a fantastic season finale.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Night of the Gorgons
The villains of this series clawed their way to the finish line in anticipation of next week's finale.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: We’ll Drink What Dana’s Drinking
Can Taylor's old friend bring the crazy back to this show again sometime soon?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Housewives in Paris and They Going Gorillas
Our ladies hang out at the top of the Eiffel Tower without anyone getting pushed off. Success!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Housewives in Paris, Part One
Last night's episode started with a mini-intervention and ended up in France.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Nose Party, White Party
Last night, we embraced the déjà vu of the White Party, all over again.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Cease and Desist
Last night, we learned that Kim Richards adopted a dog that loves to hit her in the face.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Time to Pick Sides
You can’t straddle the line between Team Maloof and Team Brandi.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: He Knows About Noses
With an appearance by Suzanne Somers.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Psychic Abilities
With a guest appearance by Paris Hilton, because that's where we're at here.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: You’re Only As Sick As Your Secrets
Lawsuits and belly dancing.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Vanderpump Gambit
We weren't the only ones tricked into watching Vanderpump Rules, right?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gotta Have Faye
Most of this week's craziness came from someone who wasn’t even a cast member.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: What the Hell Are They Fighting About?
The Offense That Shall Not Be Named certainly made Adrienne and Brandi nuts.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Everyone’s Bored in Ojai
Real Housewives trips are supposed to be full of DRAMA. What the hell is going on?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Oh Hi, Ojai!
The gang heads to “the most relaxing, happy place” ever.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dinner Party Conga Lines
And public domain songs are sung.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Walking a Mile in Women’s Shoes
Because that's supposedly funny.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Eff-You Flowers
It’s only been nine months since we last Kiki’ed with these ladies.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Take Care
Who cares if you went out with a bang or a queef?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Finally, the Reunion Dirt
Kyle and Taylor are under attack, and Brandi emerges the MVP.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Now they Stop Fighting about the Good Stuff?
Without Kim there, the reunion leaves far too much drama undiscussed.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Brave New Wedding
And then, Bravo built a gigantic, gaudy wedding tent over the whole garden.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Intervention
Kim locks herself in a bathroom, and it gets dark.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Partner in Negligence
Kim needs a rock, not a Rock Biter.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Beautiful Wickedness
The producers must have dangled some sort of carrot-shaped salt lick made out of anti-seizure medication and Peach Schnapps to get Kim Richards back on the show.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Strip, Meltdown, Repeat
Would a lap dance have averted Kim's meltdown?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Time for Another Pity Party
If it's Monday, it must mean Taylor's weeping at a get-together!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shoe-Offs
They can't all be scream-filled winners. Sometimes there's just a shoe fashion show.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pity the Children
In which Kim learns the difference between a real horse and a Disney horse. Oh, and a childhood is ruined.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Total Collapse
It's hard to imagine how this episode would have been edited if Russell hadn't committed suicide.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ken, Kyle, Kim, and the Usual Kraziness
Kim's in love? Oh, great. Now who is Kyle supposed to boss around?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Which Is More Real-Looking, Mermaids or Plastic Surgery?
And speaking of real: Kim has a boyfriend?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Naked Chickens
Denial is not a river in your pal Muhammed’s McMansion.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Game Night Is a Big Meth
Bullied Brandi goes 'Breaking Bad' on Taylor and dice go flying.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Most Dangerous Game
Charades or Pictionary never led to this much wild-eyed lunacy in your house, we'll bet.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pricing Sunglasses and Peeing Around Pools
These are just two things that the Housewives find declasse this week.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Meet the New Girl
Name: Brandi. Accoutrement: Cast. Claim to Fame: Cuckolded by Leanne Rimes.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: All About Taylor
The most troubled housewife exploded in a whirling dervish of paranoia, self-pity, and flailing skeleton arms.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Thank God for Kim
Her crazed behavior on the ladies' ski trip (and always) makes for a fine distraction from the black cloud.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: How Do You Come Back From a Suicide?
What do you do when you know where this is all headed, and it's not good?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Reunion Ends, the Anger Remains
In the season's conclusion, hangers-on, husbands, and sisterly hate are addressed.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Unhappy Reunion Begins
Most of the debate centers around Camille's divorce and Taylor's lip.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Limousine Thunderdome
As per the 'Real Housewives' handbook, all grudges come to a screaming head in the season finale.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Camille Loses at the Tonys
Our subtext translator nearly overloads during her last night with Kelsey.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ain’t Nothin’ But a White Party
Camille arrives at Kyle's bash bearing passive-aggressive gifts.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Catch-up Recap: The Subtext Translator Is Fixed!
1. Lisa and Ken’s Vehicular Interlude.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kicking Your Problems
Taylor finds that kickboxing is a great way to get in shape for giving a too-revealing speech.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ain’t No Party Like a Housewives Party
Lessons on love from those who don't really know.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York Showdown With Kelsey
It's opening night for Grammer on Broadway, just as his marriage show is closing down.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Welcome to New York!
A dying mom and catty friends really cramp Camille's style in the Big Apple.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Surprise Party
How else am I going to get out my aggression? It’s not like we have sex.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Victimized in Vegas
This week, everyone's off to see Jay-Z and smirk knowingly about Camille.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shoes Good Enough to Eat
Wealthy problems abound, from which shoes to eat to birthday spa treatments.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Recap: The Subtext of the Introductions
Meet the new gang! And gawk as Camille Grammer doesn't know what's about to hit her.
Our own Julie Klausner challenged her to a game.
It's a Superfan Thunderdome as three true believers fight over which show reigns supreme.
What's up, Suzanne Somers?
Anderson Cooper loves The Real Housewives. No, like, he really loves The Real Housewives.
Now with PSAs.
Bravo had sent Armstrong and his estranged wife to a marriage counselor. On-camera, of course.
He was married to Taylor Armstrong from the Beverly Hills cast.
She debriefs on Camille, her sister Kim, and all of her various feuds.
