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Season 07
Episode 11
Rage on My Ass

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Lap of Luxury

Why in the world is Jacqueline getting so upset?

Season 07
Season 04
Season 03
Season 02

S.07
Ep.10
'Cut the Cancer Out'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Good Television

Oy, oy, oy. This is all very upsetting.

S.07
Ep.09
'Driving Miss Siggy'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Muscle Sprouts

Don't be fooled by Joe and Melissa's endless dog-and-pony show.

S.07
Ep.08
'All Bets Are Off'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: ‘Dad Doesn’t Touch My Butt’

Siggy might be the Jewish Wendy Williams.

S.07
Ep.07
'Spa-Catio'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Namaste

Teresa and Jacqueline's reconciliation is the most heartfelt in Housewives history.

S.07
Ep.06
'Swimming With the Gefilte Fishes'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: What’s Your Sign?

Teresa and Jacqueline are headed for another blowout.

S.07
Ep.05
'Dinner Interrupted'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Hell’s Kitchen

Love her or hate her, RHONJ is all about Teresa Giudice.

S.07
Ep.04
'A Life to Envy'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Tre Hugging

Dolores is one smart cookie.

S.07
Ep.03
'Leopard Is the New Black'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: All Quiet on the Eastern Front

Dolores Catania is the gift that keeps on giving.

S.07
Ep.02
'A Very Hairy Christmas'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Reaching Détente

Future historians will study Teresa and Melissa's Christmas Eve treaty.

S.07
Ep.01
'Jingle Bells and Prison Cells'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Premiere Recap: The Year of Tre

Fresh out of prison, Teresa Giudice is the undisputed star of RHONJ.

S.04
Ep.23
'Reunion, Part 3'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: There’s No Pain Without Love

The final reunion episode is a cornucopia of dicks, disses and delights.

S.04
Ep.22
'Reunion, Part 2'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: I Bet Teresa Guidice Thinks This Song Is About Her

Entré Rosie and Juicy Joe.

S.04
Ep.20
'Strip Down Memory Lane'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s for Trash and I’m Done With It

In which Teresa Gorga is burned in effigy.

S.04
Ep.19
'A Bald Canary Sings'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Littlest Gentleman’s Club in Elizabeth

Plus the most TMI-laden thing that Richie's ever said about Kathy.

S.04
Ep.18
'Dinasty of Denial'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Before I Fab Your Ass

The mystery of "what life's all about" according to Teresa Guidice is answered.

S.04
Ep.17
'Hot Tub of Sour Grapes'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Days of Wine and Screaming

Caroline's patience for Tre and (our patience for this show) wanes drastically.

S.04
Ep.15
'If This RV Is a Rockin''

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Love Doesn’t Live There

Hey! We got a mood ring and a Wiffeball bat for you.

S.04
Ep.14
'Pack Your Baggage'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: That’s Not Camping, That’s Homeless

Albert and Caroline play "hide the sausage" by actually hiding sausage.

S.04
Ep.13
'Sit Down and Man Up'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Operation Dessert Storm

In which the colloquialism "it ain't over until the fat lady sings" causes Lauren to sing.

S.04
Ep.12
'The Jersey Side Step'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: I See a Red Door and I Want to Paint It Blk

"I make hot sauces, I sing sometimes, and I put on high pumps."

S.04
Ep.11
'The Sniff Test'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: That’s What a Wifey Does

Smells like 'roids, Drakkar Noir, and desperation.

S.04
Ep.10
'Temporary Shrinkage'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Teresa and Joe on the Couch

One therapist's dark night of the soul.

S.04
Ep.09
'Public Display of Rejection'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Disappearance of Da Koi

In which Juicy Joe's stint in therapy at age 11 is revealed.

S.04
Ep.08
'Best Friends For Never'

The Real Housewives of NJ Recap: Hekyll and Jive

Is it just us, or is the whole Tre-tabloid-as-fight-catalyst thing getting old?

S.04
Ep.07
'True Love, True Lies'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: You and Your Hat, Shut Up

Featuring K-Y Touch and a box of Monarch butterflies.

S.04
Ep.06
'Uncivil Union'

The Real Housewives of NJ Recap: Rosie’s Turn

The upcoming gay nuptials seem to be serving up a hot plate of tolerance to everyone in Franklin Lakes.

S.04
Ep.05
'Spoiled Sports'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Field Day

On this episode, titled "Spoiled Sports," everyone's a ... yeah, you get it.

S.04
Ep.03
'Third Eye Blind'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Wearing White Don’t Make You Pure

If we were using Friends titles, this would be "The One Where They Wear Bindis and Screech at Each Other."

S.04
Ep.02
'Poker Face'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Vegas and Diets

What could possibly be in that yellow diet liquid?

S.04
Ep.01
'High Tide, Low Blow'

Real Housewives of NJ Recap: Unleash the Rosie!

Drape your dress off one shoulder because season four of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is here.

S.03
Ep.21
'Reunion, Part 2'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Andy Has the Last Word

It takes a while, but we finally realize why he's been targeting Teresa so baldly.

S.03
Ep.20
'Reunion, Part 1'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The ‘Attack Teresa Show,’ Live Onstage!

And Andy Cohen gets in his own punches.

S.03
Ep.19
'Portrait of an Italian Family'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Portrait of an Insane Family

The family is immortalized just as 'Fabulicious!' poises to tear them apart.

S.03
Ep.18
'Blood Is Thicker Than Guccis'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Melissa Gets Her Moment to Be ‘On Display’

Though we have to endure the conclusion of the inane Punta Cana adventures first.

S.03
Ep.17
'Get to the Punta!'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Trouble, This Time in Paradise

Now they can all scream and get bug-eyed in monokinis.

S.03
Ep.16
'Singing in the Pain'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Sad Songs Say So Much

Young Gia's agonizing musical plea for family peace would make even the bravest soul gouge out his own eardrums.

S.03
Ep.15
'Black as Ink'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Joe Feud Cannot Be Quashed

Why can't they all just get along? Well, because that would eliminate the show's reason for being.

S.03
Ep.14
'Belly Up & Up'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Beverly Hills Suicide Changes Everything

It's harder to look at these people's self-inflicted financial stresses without quivering in frustration.

S.03
Ep.13
'Child's Play No More'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Kids Say the Damningest Things

Ashley is not taking the "grow up" talk lying down.

S.03
Ep.12
'Episode 12'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: New Year, New Sequins

"Gimme pizza, you old troll."

S.03
Ep.11
'Episode 11'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Never-Ending Christmas

Christmas morning was never so bedazzled.

S.03
Ep.10
'There Arose Such a Clatter'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Christmas Grouse

The Yuletide fighting continues as Kim G. is ousted as Joe Giudice simmers to a boil.

S.03
Ep.09
'Twas the Fight Before Christmas'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Screw Yule!

In New Jersey, Christmas is a time for gaudiness, screaming, and grudges old and new.

S.03
Ep.08
'Holidazed and Confused'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Christmas in July

Among our gifts: Joe Gorga in a sparkly onesie, and the return of Kim G.!

S.03
Ep.07
'Teresa's Got a Gun'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Locked and Loaded

The Giudices have everyone over for a weekend of live ammo and dry-humping.

S.03
Ep.06
'Whine and Dine'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Sibling Sitdown

What motivated the massively insulting use of the word "redone"? An explanation doesn't make things any clearer.

S.03
Ep.05
'Splits and Giggles'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Musical Interludes

Who knew Melissa had such "musical" "talent"?

S.03
Ep.03
'Sealed with a Diss'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Peace Offering

Teresa attempts to write a letter of conciliation to Joe, who is distracted by his own pimple analogy.

S.03
Ep.02
'Drop Dead Gorgas'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Fashion Emergency

Kathy's accusations bring out Teresa's table-flipping eyes.

S.03
Ep.01
'In the Name of the Father'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Anatomy of a Brawl

What brought on Joe's double-fisted game of Whac-a-Mole?

S.02
Ep.17
'Finale Part 2'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: And It Ends With a Group Hug

The finale concludes with an insincere reconciliation with Danielle that Caroline's not buying.

S.02
Ep.16
'Reunion Part 1'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Reunited to Yell Some More

Andy Cohen makes sure that no grudge goes un-aired.

S.02
Ep.15
'The Heads of Family Will Roll'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale Recap: Garbage Times Two

The season ends with an "epic" confrontation between Danielle and Caroline. Neither one comes off very well.

S.02
Ep.14
'The Chanels of Venice'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Viva Italia!

The ladies are off to Venice, where Teresa goes into a sick spending frenzy. Again.

S.02
Ep.13
'Don't Drink the Holy Water'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Christening and the Sex Talk

Baby Audriana is christened, and Joe nearly implodes from the stress of spending money he doesn't have.

S.02
Ep.12
'Youth Will Be Served'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s Party Time

Destitution be damned, Teresa wants her tenth anniversary to be special.

S.02
Ep.11
'Staub Wounds'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: New Digs?

Teresa looks at her possible future, but remains in denial.

S.02
Ep.10
'Country Clubbed'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Watch This Year’s Throwdown

Danielle and Teresa go at it on the lawn.

S.02
Ep.09
'Posche Spite'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Fashion Showdown

This week's setting for everyone fighting with Danielle? A fashion show.

S.02
Ep.08
'Bubbies Gone Bad'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s Come Down to a Breast Exam

One of Danielle's implants has gone wrong, and so have the Housewives' kids.

S.02
Ep.07
'Play at Your Own Risk'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Parting Is Such Loud Sorrow

Out with Dina Manzo, in with a new crazy.

S.02
Ep.06
'It's Not Me, It's You'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s Danielle’s Party, and She’ll Cry If She Wants To

When the Housewives go out of their way to tell Danielle they don't want to be her friend, tears are inevitable. As are arguments.

S.02
Ep.05
'Into the Lion's Den'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Never Utter Your Ferraris

Danielle stages a public showdown with the Manzos at a benefit.

S.02
Ep.04
'Babies, Bubbles and Bubbies'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: When Do the Arrests Start?

No one is safe from these Housewives, not even infants with cancer.

S.02
Ep.03
'Catty-Walk'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: More Danielle Drama Means Less Show Drama

The other women's obsession with Danielle is sapping the energy they need to be crazy on their own.

S.02
Ep.02
'Generation Vexed'

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Nobody Wins in the Ham Game

While Caroline's kids can't stop throwing luncheon meat, Danielle plans her daughter's supermodel career.

S.02
Ep.01
'Water Under the Table'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Premiere Recap: Mean Girls, Jersey Style

The ladies are back, all still happily obsessed with the prostitution whoo-ah.

Schedule: Mondays, 10 p.m.
Bravo
Cast: Teresa Giudice
Jacqueline Laurita
Dina Manzo
Danielle Staub
Caroline Manzo
Producers: Valerie Haselton , Jennifer O'Connell, Lenid Rolov
Debut: May 12, 2009
Official Site: Bravo: The Real Housewives of Jersey
Fan Sites: IMDB: The Real Housewives of New Jersey

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