You guys, The X Factor is almost over!
A better host on a better show would have asked Brit why she gave the gas face.
Once you have visited the X Factor VIP Tent, it is difficult to come back down to earth.
In which we watch the episode from the VIP tent.
Between Mario Lopez, Khloe Kardashian, and Britney Spears, The X Factor is the world’s leading producer of fixed, joyless smiles.
So we are down to our top eight here on The X Factor, yet the performance shows are still two hours long.
We wrote this with an elephant-tranquilizer level of tryptophan still coursing through our stiffened arteries.
For some reason, there are two episodes this Thanksgiving week.
It was a double elimination night, folks!
Let me grab my X-Factorese-to-English dictionary. Oh, here we go; that means “songs sung by people who have sung songs.”
The synopsis of last night's episode read: "a number of contestants are sent home." But how many?
Last night’s theme was Songs From the Movies, one of those themes that is defined so broadly that it is essentially meaningless.
It’s our first live results show of the season, everybody!
Fate has never been kind to The X Factor, but in the last couple of weeks, it’s just been straight-up cruel.
This is the episode, sort of, that we were supposed to see last week, but then baseball happened.
Last day of boot camp, y'all.
At the beginning of last night's episode, 60 acts remained. Sixty.
After what seems like twelve years, it’s time for BOOT CAMP.
They have to fill out episodes somehow.
These early X Factor episodes are a tough slog.
That didn't stop her from singing amazingly, though.
An endless parade of singers have pleasing faces but make terrible mouth-sounds.
They've made a couple of changes, in case you hadn't heard.
The X Factor Recap: It’s the End of the World and I Feel Drowsy
