7/13/11
The True Blood Sex Index
What characters have had the most, and how?
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Bloodbath doesn't seem fitting enough a term for this unusually high-body-count season finale.
True Blood Recap: Lilith Fair
In this season's penultimate episode, we finally got an intervention on behalf of the U.S. government.
True Blood Recap: The Dead Fairy Scrolls
Lots going on this week, although it was sorely lacking in butt-revealing karate.
True Blood Recap: Enter the Cheeto Dragon
We're getting closer and closer to the end of the season, so we're seeing some of the story lines get nicely wrapped up.
True Blood Recap: Where’s Warlow?
It's good that we're moving away from the whole Lillith thing.
True Blood Recap: Don’t Have a Cow in the Biblical Sense
Well, this episode was certainly action-packed, we'll say that much for it.
True Blood Recap: Russell and Roman
This was a banner week for celebrity guest stars on True Blood.
True Blood Recap: Easy on the Peach Schnapps
Religious fanatics versus sexy, ineffectual ideologues? Please keep your Sorkin peanut butter out of our Ball chocolate, HBO.
True Blood Recap: Please Send More Invisible Bottle Service
Every week we swear that we're going to stop looking for an ordered universe within True Blood, and just relax and enjoy the sex gore.
True Blood Recap: The Least Believable Whorehouse in San Francisco
Many jokes were made at the expense of iPhones, texting, and Facebook.
True Blood Recap: A Little Ditty ’Bout Dieter and Pam
True Blood's writers are really bringing it this season, if only in terms of pure Bonkers Quotient.
True Blood Recap: Just Go With It
Sometimes a show goes so off the rails that being off the rails becomes the point. Thus, True Blood, season five.
True Blood Season-Finale Recap: Postmortem
Lots of death and loose ends.
True Blood Recap: Set Out Running
The witches continue kicking ass.
True Blood Recap: Battle of Bon Temps
It's mystical, epic laser tag time!
True Blood Recap: Sun Walk
Not a great move for a vampire.
True Blood Recap: Bad Moon Risin’
NachoFace Pam! Deep conversations! Eric vs. Bill! Shifter Sex!
True Blood Recap: It’s in His Kiss
Eric the innocent gets further into Sookie's heart, and mouth, than ever before.
True Blood Recap: Everyone’s Got Problems
Though, a naked Eric Northman's not one of them.
True Blood Recap: Adventures in Babysitting
Or how to take care of an amnesiac vampire.
True Blood Recap: Belonging
"Why do you smell so good?"
True Blood Recap: It’s Sookie O’Clock
Season four begins and we jump twelve months forward.
True Blood Finale Recap: Heaven Can Wait
"Love?! You don't get to use that word."
True Blood Recap: Sunny-Side Up
"Well, that is a kick in the pants."
True Blood Recap: A Bloody, Bloody Fairy Tale
Sookie is a fairy. Or one of the "old people." Lame.
True Blood Recap: Spineless
Franklin returns and Russell debuts on the nightly news.
True Blood Recap: A Bad Country Song
Reunited, but it don't feel so good.
True Blood Recap: Sunblock
Sookie, agent of light.
True Blood Recap: Feisty/Delusional
Things get even bloodier.
True Blood Recap: The Bride of Franklinstein
Our favorite episode so far!
True Blood Recap: Nazi Werewolf Communion
If you thought 'True Blood' took last week off to take stock and start pulling back from this season's turn for the bizarrely kinky, you thought wrong.
True Blood Recap: The Fanged and the Restless
Sex with vampires gets bizarre.
True Blood Recap: Meet the Vampire King of Mississippi
And it's Denis O’Hare! And he's awesome.
True Blood Season Premiere Recap: Picking Up What Pam’s Putting Down
Good god, that was fun.
True Blood Season Finale: Eat Your Heart Out
A plot-packed finale wraps up the season, but leaves us in suspense.
True Blood: All Fail the Queen
"I love watching two men together," she says. And then they play Yahtzee.
True Blood: The Second Coming
So to speak.
True Blood: Bite Me
Everything comes to a peak.
True Blood: Eat Your Heart Out
Just when Godric’s Christian virtues look to be ushering in a new era, a terrorist attack provides a cliffhanger that jeopardizes the lives of, oh, most of the cast.
True Blood: Satan in a Sunday Hat
Is it just us, or is the show firing off its plot points so quickly that it’s failing to appreciate itself?
True Blood: This Little Piggie
Huge plot advances — which is great, because the orgies are getting sort of boring.
True Blood: Lend a Hand
Jason gets a sponge bath!
True Blood: The Beast With Two Backs
“Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. He rose from the dead. And told people, hey, drink my blood, it’ll give you special powers.”
True Blood: Wanna Be Startin’ Something
The funniest — and goriest — episode this season.
True Blood: Body/Booty Count
A high-stakes game of capture the flag!
True Blood Season Premiere: The Recap You Requested
Another season, another murder mystery!
Shirtlessness and more.
She's gonna have words for Steve Newlin.
"A tyrant is rising." From a mud puddle, apparently.
Mark Hudis follows Alan Ball out the door.
Grab the tissues!
"Vampires get bored after they stay alive a long time ... who is there left to meet — Mitt Romney?"
Remember when this show was about a love triangle?
"I see him more as simple than dumb."
What characters have had the most, and how?
The story actually moves in an interesting direction!
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