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Simpsons Theme Park: Like TV, With More Screaming

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“The ride is designed to duplicate the Simpsons home-viewing experience, only at high speed and with lots of screaming.” —Matt Groening, on Universal Studios’ 2008 Simpsons-themed ride

“It was really weird because the governor of New York came up to me and said, ‘I’m a fan, I vote.’” —Sanjaya Malakar

“And now the president’s dead / Because they blew off his head / No more neck to be red / I guess to heaven he fled.” Lyrics from Sum 41’s “Dogs,” which singer Deryck Whibley describes as a “metaphor” for Bush’s incompetence

“My partying is, like, lame. We’ll have Death Wish parties or we’ll have a whole Charles Bronson night.”— Non-clubber Shia LaBeouf

“He has put a lot of his foolish behavior behind him.” —Attorney Jan Handzlik, defending his client, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, who pleaded guilty to contempt of court after calling U.S. District Judge Richard Smoak a “judge gone wild.”

Simpsons Theme Park: Like TV, With More Screaming