Sly Stallone’s Greatest Hits Revival continues with John Rambo, the sequel to First Blood (1982) and Rambo: First Blood, Part II (1985). Stallone himself sent a three-and-a-half-minute preview to Ain’t It Cool News over the weekend, and it’s chock-full of blood-drenched shootings, stabbings, disembowelings, beatings, and more! Rambo, at his most monosyllabic, heads into war-torn Burma in search of some human-rights violators. Julie Benz — fondly remembered as Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Darla, who had quite a taste for blood herself — plays the love interest. But whatever: love interest, shmove interest. Rambo punches a dude’s head clean off at the two-minute mark.
“Take that, human-rights violators!”