‘The Simpsons’: Brought to You By Prince’s Chauffeur

“Prince wanted to do the show, so we wrote him a script. It didn’t work out, because his chauffeur had written a script too, and Prince wanted to use that one.” —Matt Groening, recalling a would-be Simpsons cameo [NYDN]

“When I see a woman who is all gaunt and emaciated, I don’t think she’s beautiful. She reminds me of a Chihuahua that’s freezing and shaking all the time.” —Rosario Dawson, bolstering the theory that dogs often look like their owners [People]

“I think perhaps if it had come out at a different time people would’ve reacted to it differently.” —Chloë Sevigny, on her infamous blow-job scene in 2003’s The Brown Bunny [IMDB]

“I traded one bad habit for another habit, only this habit was a lot healthier.” —Alice Cooper on his new book, Alice Cooper, Golf Monster: A Rock ’n’ Roller’s 12 Steps to Becoming a Golf Addict [Billboard]

“Grow up!” —Slipknot front man Corey Taylor, addressing fans who would be upset if his band broke up [MTV]