Michael Moore to Tom Delay: It’s On!

“[I] will be happy to debate DeLay in whatever prison he ultimately relocates to and allow ABC to cover that debate.” —Michael Moore’s response to Tom DeLay, who called him “chicken” for canceling their debate [Variety]

“I’ve seen too much in my life.” —Kelly Osbourne, on why she wasn’t unnerved by the Ripley’s Believe It or Not!’s “Odditorium” [NYDN]

“I find myself drawn to threesomes. As you count up from one, three is the first interesting number.” —Michael Cunningham, on why he likes writing about love triangles [NYT]

“He should climb a mountain or go surfing in the Caribbean. I don’t care what he does, so long as he keeps out of it.” —Berthold Maria Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, on Tom Cruise’s intent to portray Stauffenberg’s famed father in an upcoming film [Spiegel Online]

“I have tremendous respect for women in the healthcare industry and I know that it is often a difficult and thankless job.” — Katherine Heigl, on plans to launch a “Katherine Heigl Collection” line of scrubs [All Headline News]
—Hannah Tucker