Angelina Jolie Through With S&M … For Now

“I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.” —Mother of four Angelina Jolie [The Sun]

“It was amazing. It was magical. The theme was ‘Jonah Goes Platinum.’” —Superbad star Jonah Hill on his bar mitzvah [NYT]

“What people don’t get is that George Bush is actually a conceptual artist who’s been pretending to be President in an installation in the White House for nearly eight years.” —The Daily Show correspondent John Oliver [NYDN]

“It’s kind of like those little juice drinks you get in the 7-Eleven that say, ‘contains 10% real juice.’ Their music is a mountain of crap.” —Iggy Pop on the Black Eyed Peas’ music [Pitchfork]

“Whenever I read any of that stuff, I always think, There’s literally no history of mature-guy humor. Go watch Modern Times: Charlie Chaplin has two wrenches and he’s chasing after a woman with nuts on her nipples! I mean, there is no mature comedy. Even those old Cary Grant movies, I think they’re all immature and weird.” —Judd Apatow on his work being called immature [EW]
—Elizabeth Black