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‘Bratz’: Apparently Not So Good

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With a Rotten Tomatoes score of just 7 percent (making it almost as bad as Basic Instinct 2), Bratz: The Movie is really going to challenge the capabilities of whoever it is that has to find blurbs for the DVD packaging. So we sorted through the plaudits and found our favorite pull quotes.

“This is why the terrorists hate us.” —Nathin Rabin, Onion A.V. Club

Bratz is like being raped by MySpace.” —Josh Tyler, Cinema Blend

“It takes a certain amount of genius to stage a derisive spoof of MTV’s My Super Sweet 16 while enthusiastically aping the very materialism it promotes.” —Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times

“The most horrifying film of 2007.” —Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune

“A silly movie that’s essentially a series of clichés strung together into a semblance of a movie.” —Claudia Puig, USA Today

“Jon Voight in his most embarrassing role since Anaconda.” —Steve Schneider, Orlando Weekly

Bratz: The Movie [Rotten Tomatoes]

‘Bratz’: Apparently Not So Good