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Gee, Christopher Walken Smells Terrific

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“He’s got a certain smell, a real Walken-y kind of smell. I’d say lilac and orange peels.” —Dan Fogler on his Balls of Fury co-star Christopher Walken [VH1]

“Fuck those guys! I’d been thinking of writing a zombie movie about two dudes, and then that came along. I couldn’t believe it! Not only are these guys quicker, they’re better than me, too!” —Seth Rogen, on Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg’s Shaun of the Dead [Contact Music]

“How many songs do I have to hear about rims on a car? It’s ridiculous.” —Wu-Tang Clan member GZA on how his lyrics differ from other rap artists’ [PopMatters]

“I know my limitations as an actor. You’re not going to see me playing some street tough.” —Jack McBrayer, a.k.a. sweet, innocent Kenneth the NBC page on 30 Rock [Paper]

“Let’s raise the stakes. If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I’ll no longer [perform] music.” —50 Cent, whose new album comes out the same day as West’s [NYDN]

Gee, Christopher Walken Smells Terrific