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Is Pete Doherty Breeding an Adorable Race of Crack-Addicted Kittens?

I made you some crack… but I eated it.Photo: Getty Images (Doherty), Kittens (iStockphoto)

Perhaps fearing that his status as England’s Crackiest Crackhead is in jeopardy, Pete Doherty has made the responsible decision to feed his cat crack. The adorable kitten is already in police custody and, as a result, has been forced to postpone several tour dates.

Doherty’s Cat Is Hooked on Crack [Daily Star]
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Is Pete Doherty Breeding an Adorable Race of Crack-Addicted Kittens?