Scarlett Johansson Confident in Her Singing Ability

“I’ll probably just take the stage, hang around, and ooze sex appeal.” —Scarlett Johansson, who has signed on to sing for U.S. troops in Iraq this fall [PR Inside]

“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes — unless I was at an adult-film convention.” —Adult-film star Jenna Jameson, whose breast reduction has freed her from a life of turtlenecks [US]

“I will always write only loserish kind of characters … I don’t think I have a handle on winners.” The Office’s Rainn Wilson, who’s currently writing a movie about attendees of Renaissance fairs [HR]

“At the front we used to have a lot of teenage females fainting. Now we have grown men weeping.” —The Police’s Stewart Copeland on the fans during the band’s reunion tour [Guardian]

“My manager asked, ‘If someone were to tell you that you could be any kind of doctor on Wisteria Lane, what kind would you be?’ I said I’d be a gynecologist so I could interact with all the women.” —The newest neighbor on Desperate Housewives, Nathan Fillion [TV Guide]
—Elizabeth Black