Looking back on a week in which scores were settled…
50 Cent vs. Kanye West: Kanye wins!
Kanye vs. blogs: Blogs win!
Vulture vs. Lance Bass: We win!
Rob Zombie vs. BitTorrent: BitTorrent wins!
Zac Efron vs. the World: Zac wins!
Vulture vs. Jamie Foxx: We win!
Dog vs. Josh Brolin’s nuts: Josh Brolin’s nuts win!
The U.S. vs. France: France wins!
Video games vs. Tina Fey’s reproductive system: Tina Fey’s reproductive system wins!
British lit critic vs. America: America wins!
Vulture vs. the cancellation of Kid Nation: We’d better win, dammit!