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Alice Cooper No Friend of the Elderly

Sorry, Mae. Alice is unable to determine your sex.Photo: Getty Images (Cooper), Hulten Archive/Getty Images (West)

“Did she come onto me? You bet she did. We ended one of our scenes and Mae whispered to me, ‘Why don’t you come on back to my trailer?’ I said, ‘Because you’re 86-years-old and I’m not sure if you’re a woman or not!” Alice Cooper, who claims an 84-year-old Mae West propositioned him on the set of their film Sextette [PR Inside]

“Who knows what Danny will do? He may hit the Limoncello or he may not.” —It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia cast member Rob McElhenney, who will appear with co-star Danny DeVito on The View [TV Guide]

“You might be tempted to make one of us ‘feel better’ by putting the other one down in a post. Please don’t — we still have the utmost respect for one another, and we’d have to delete you.” James Gunn and Jenna Fischer’s statement on MySpace regarding their divorce [MySpace]

“I’ve never been a huge public nose-picker, but I’ve forced myself to put a complete stop to that. I don’t want people to see me and say, ‘Ew, there’s that guy from SNL and he’s picking his nose.’ And another thing: I can no longer get super-drunk when I’m out with my friends.” Will Forte on how fame has affected his regular life [Contra Costa Times via PopMatters]

“I love small dramas like The Station Agent and American Splendor. I can definitely see doing something like that.” —Gore auteur Rob Zombie [NYP]

Alice Cooper No Friend of the Elderly