Michael Douglas Realistic About His Chances

“We’ll probably get a hunk for her and I’d be the bad guy.” —Michael Douglas on working again with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones [TONY]

“Doing the movie made me want to be pregnant — but not to have kids. There’s something very appealing about having a baby. But I have to warm up to the fact that they grow up and become teenagers.” —Kristen Wiig on her role as a surrogate baby mama in The Brothers Solomon [USAT]

“It will be amazing, but I will be terrified because I was talking to Richard Griffiths about playing New York and he said the most stupid thing you can do is underestimate New York audiences.” — Daniel Radcliffe, who will be reprising his role in Equus next year on Broadway [Reuters]

“For me, work is always having to button that top button — from the get-go, they made it clear that Ari is kind of like a machine and he just never goes unbuttoned. And I’m still trying to lose my neck from high-school football, so collars are always an interesting proposition.” — Jeremy Piven, whose Entourage alter ego, Ari Gold, doesn’t do business casual [LAT]

“We’re thrilled to have such an amazing actress come join us. Also, a lot of guys on our crew want The Sopranos’ ending explained to them.” — Tina Fey on Edie Falco’s guest appearance on 30 Rock [Reuters]
—Elizabeth Black