Tracy Morgan Hates Jimmy Fallon Just As Much As You Do

“Laughing and all that dumb s–t he used to do — he wouldn’t mess with me because I didn’t fucking play that s–t. That’s taking all the attention off of everybody else and putting it on you, like, ‘Oh, look at me, I’m the cute one.’ I told him not to do that shit in my sketches, so he never did.” —Tracy Morgan on working with former SNL costar Jimmy Fallon [NYP]

“I’m not squeamish … I’m fascinated by getting blood taken. It’s a good thing I’m not a junkie because I actually like needles.” —Private Practice’s Tim Daly [NYDN]

“I’d want to shout out the New York Post for giving me a negative write-up … You don’t matter. Nobody believes you. You suck.” —Kanye West on the Post’s review of his Graduation. They gave it a B-plus. [NYP]

“The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.” —An unnamed witness who saw Britney Spears “smearing a plate of high-priced cuisine all over her face and grossing out the other patrons” shortly before being banned from L.A.’s Chateau Marmont [NYP]

“He’s gonna be No. 1, though. Why wouldn’t he? … He’s a country artist. Country never fails. Just like High School Musical.” —Timbaland on why Kenny Chesney’s album will outsell new ones by Kanye West and 50 Cent this week [MTV]