Please, Someone, Buy Gary Coleman’s Pants on eBay

Diff’rent Strokes star Gary Coleman is auctioning off a signed pair of his pants on eBay. The pants are a size XL 12 regular from Gap Kids and, as the description notes, “would be perfect for any child who loves Gary.” (What child doesn’t?!) Coleman is apparently selling his clothes to pay for his daily dialysis treatments. As of right now, the bidding is only up to $86, and we’d like to believe the Internet can do better than that, quite frankly.

Gary Coleman’s Gap Athletic Pants SIGNED!!! [eBay]
Would you like a signed copy of Gary Coleman’s pants? [TV Squad]