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Vote ‘No’ on Gene Simmons’s Campaign for Slutmaster General
This billboard can be found in a parking lot on the corner of Lafayette and Great Jones streets. Is it not one of the low moments in Western civilization? We think so. And we would like to urge all Vulture readers — all decent people everywhere, really — to text in their “No” votes early and often, building a humiliating consensus that Gene Simmons did not sleep with 4,800 women. In this way, the folks at A&E promoting Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels will be shamed into taking the billboard down, so that it may be replaced by something more tasteful, like a Calvin Klein ad showing an inexplicably moistened young woman riding a pony with no pants on. —Ben Mathis-Lilley Vote ‘No’ on Gene Simmons’s Campaign for Slutmaster General