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Megan Fox on Michael Bay, World’s Best Director

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“His main note to me is just to look hot, so I try my best.” —Megan Fox on her Transformers 2 director Michael Bay [Movies Blog/MTV]

“I must say, there’s a particular satisfaction in beating up somebody in the government.” —Alan Arkin [LAT]

“He was saying, ‘If you quit the show, you have the clout to get me back on.’ And I said, ‘You’re fartin’ way higher than your ass on that one, because everybody is disposable.’” Billy West, the voice of Ren and Stimpy, on John Kricfalusi [A.V. Club]

“I apologize to anybody that was on the train that got a weird delay, but when I had an idea, I had an idea, and I just had to write it down. So that train that wasn’t moving, that was me.” —transit worker turned screenwriter Michael Martin [NY1]

“It’s true in Death Race that we don’t run over a huge amount of pedestrians. It’s true. But if you watch the end of the trailer, there’s a man on foot, and it doesn’t look good for him.” Paul W.S. Anderson responds to the criticism that Death Race won’t have enough pedestrian carnage [MTV]

Megan Fox on Michael Bay, World’s Best Director