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Vin Diesel Practically Created Spider-Man

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“[I’m] the Stan Lee of film, so to speak.” Vin Diesel [MTV]

“For me, the whole goal is to stay relevant as long as I can.” Kenny Rogers on releasing a new album through Cracker Barrel stores [AP via Lifeline Live/USAT]

“I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you.” P. Diddy can relate to your concerns over rising oil prices [Telegraph]

“I’m sure he’ll be around. He’s a very nice, fun, smart guy — and a bobcat in the sack, I might add.” Bonnie Hunt on whether she’ll have Tom Cruise on her upcoming daytime talk show [HR]

“Just when you see the most outlandish clip you could ever see, somebody introduces something new. I just check in periodically just to see how far porn has gone in my absence.” Kevin Smith [NYDN]

Vin Diesel Practically Created Spider-Man