Back in April, reviewing Salman Rushdie’s most recent novel in the pages of the Financial Times, book critic John Sutherland — even though he admitted to not understanding its plot — made this bold promise: “If The Enchantress of Florence doesn’t win this year’s Man Booker I’ll curry my proof copy and eat it.” Today, however, after the Rushdie-less Booker short list was announced, Sutherland reneged: “I vowed — publicly — to curry and eat my proof copy of The Enchantress of Florence if it didn’t win. It won’t. And I won’t. So there.” Shameful! We suppose we could understand if he were backing out of eating a tough, chewy stitch-bound hardcover first edition — but this is a soft-cover proof copy! Those things are delicious!