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Stan Lee Possibly the World’s Worst Casting Director

“I also hope Samuel L. Jackson comes back as Nick Fury … even though I didn’t think David Hasselhoff’s interpretation was that bad. But I’m probably in the minority on that. I feel the same way about Daredevil. I thought that Ben Affleck did a good job.” Stan Lee [Moviefone]

“I’m a big fan of Jay-Z, but outside of the States and hip-hop circles, no one really knew who he was until he married Beyoncé.” —50 Cent [Contact Music]

“What do I want people to take from it? Don’t know. As long as they buy it, possibly tell one of their friends to buy it, then come to see us live and buy a T-shirt. That’ll do.” —Noel Gallagher on the new Oasis album [Sun UK]

“We are often confused for one another … I think it’s the resemblance first of all, not necessarily the name. No, we’ve never met — I’ve never even seen him from a distance. Which might lead you to believe … we’re never actually, you know … have you ever seen us in the same location?” —actor Gary Cole on being confused with Gary Coleman [Cinematical]

“I love to bring the Bible to the table. I ask if they believe in God, then: ‘What kind of business do you want to conduct: transparent or hide the ball?’ I’ll do tours and albums if the deal is clean.” Prince on how he negotiates record deals these days [USAT]

“I think there’s a healthy dose of estrogen in the world today. Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen have definitely helped with that. They have introduced America to great music.” Katy Perry [Contact Music]

Stan Lee Possibly the World’s Worst Casting Director