Things that terrified us this week:
• Clint Eastwood’s Batman voice.
• The fact that we’d actually consider purchasing Jon Hamm’s John Ham.
• That there are still nine more months until new episodes of Mad Men.
• Dollhouse’s imminent cancellation.
• Basically everything that Brian Grazer says.
• The Tina Fey backlash.
• Kristen Wiig’s workload.
• The idea of removing Roberto Bolaño’s new book from its shrink wrap.
• The idea of a Robert Plant-less Led Zeppelin reunion.
• The hours we spent reading Mad Men message boards.
• A squid-less Watchmen.
• A squid-less Watchmen.
• Movie theaters in Utah.
