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Jon Hamm Knows Better Than to Snort Flaming Dead Elephants

“I see actors in this town who make it big young. They don’t understand the word no: ‘What do you mean I can’t kill this elephant, drop it on a car, set it on fire, and then snort it?’ Well, you just can’t.” —Jon Hamm [GQ]

“Bono took me under his wing and he believed in me. When I made my protest over not getting an award at the MTV Awards a couple of years ago, and nobody wanted to hear anything from me afterwards, Bono and U2 stood by me.” Kanye West [WENN via Starpulse]

“The very simple addition of numbers would make it clear that in 50 years I will not give a shit at all. I will so not care.’” Harrison Ford thinks it’s fine if other actors carry on the Indiana Jones franchise [MTV]

“I can’t do anything about their speculation. I’m not Hitler. I can’t blot it out. I want people to see the film.” —director Bryan Singer on early critics of Valkyrie [MTV]

“I’ve been wanting to get my photo changed on IMDb for a long time. I’m about six in it.” Haley Joel Osment [WENN via Starpulse]

“Mr. President needs to learn how to bake a cake. That’s points for the man of the house — because I did that. I bake cakes and popcorn and cotton candy.” Snoop Dogg gives parenting advice to Barack Obama [WENN via Starpulse]

Jon Hamm Knows Better Than to Snort Flaming Dead Elephants