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The ‘Twilight’ Movie Might’ve Been Different If Robert Pattinson Had Written the Screenplay

The first alien to emerge from the ship wore a very unfashionable hat.

“I would probably date Bella. Bella is the coolest girl, you know? Well, it depends if it was from the movie or the book version. In the book version, I’d do — what’s her name? — Jessica. The cheerleader one.” Robert Pattinson actually prefers cheerleaders [MTV]

“A lot of those guys on the board can go and get my sandwich when I want, and I mean that in the nicest way. There are disco bands, rap bands, Yiddish folk song bands in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but not Kiss. I believe we have more gold records in America than any other group, but it’s OK.” Gene Simmons [Billboard]

“Bands don’t do what we used to do. Bands don’t have the theatrics. We were lighting ourselves on fire. I had a chainsaw and cut a nun’s head off. You don’t see that shit at all anymore, which is kind of sad.” Vince Neil missed the good ol’ days [Rolling Stone]

“I did go to see James Cameron. He didn’t give us his blessing, but he didn’t shit all over our movie. When Jim was making Alien, he was following the great Ridley Scott, so he knows how we feel.” McG is tired of hearing that James Cameron hasn’t blessed Terminator: Salvation [TotalFilm]

“We give presents to each other on Christmas Eve and the ones from Santa come on Christmas morning. We also line up from youngest to oldest on Christmas Eve and we march around the house in a line. We process around the house singing ‘Silent Night.’ The youngest child gets to put the infanta in the crèche. And if you were good, you get to put straw in the manger — everyone’s been good so far.” Stephen Colbert on the Colbert-family Christmas tradition [USAT]

“They are trying to figure it out between me and Hillary, and I keep telling them I’ve got some things I can bring to the table that they’ve never had before.” Common is in the running for secretary of State [MTV]

The ‘Twilight’ Movie Might’ve Been Different If Robert Pattinson Had Written the Screenplay