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Clint Eastwood Hated Your High-School Production of Drood

The only known photograph of Mark Graham and Lane Brown in existence, circa 7:30 a.m. this morning.

“You know when you’re young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they’re trying to be old men and they have no idea what that’s like? It’s just that stupid the other way around.” Clint Eastwood on why he won’t play younger characters [NYT]

“Well, my dad would swing by every 10 days or so, and he would drop off beer and eggs and cheese — basically things I couldn’t hunt.” Bon Iver (Justin Vernon) on living in the woods in Wisconsin while recording For Emma, Forever Ago [Sound of the City/VV]

“I will half watch it while I’m working on the computer, and I’ll look up, and Katherine Heigl is banging a ghost. Or there’s a kid encased in cement for the love of a girl. There’s not enough sharks for these people to jump.” Rob Corddry on Grey’s Anatomy [Defamer]

“The quote that came out on the BBC about the Grammys made it sound like I didn’t want to win a Grammy, and that I didn’t need to win a Grammy. But what I meant is that a Grammy is like an Oscar. You win an Oscar when you give the performance of your life. I just hope that this isn’t the performance of my life.” Adele [Pop & Hiss/LAT]

“Golf is like a woman. One day everything is cool. Next day, you be like, ‘What happened?’” Scarface [MTV]

“I’m a junkie. I’m addicted to success. There’s no rehab for success, or I’d go check in right now.” 50 Cent [MTV]

Clint Eastwood Hated Your High-School Production of Drood