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Faye Dunaway Lets Loose an ‘Oh, Snap’ Moment for the Ages

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“Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?” Faye Dunaway on the casting of Hilary Duff in the remake of Bonnie & Clyde [Sun-Times]

“I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.” Evan Rachel Wood would like you to stop calling her Mickey Rourke’s Lolita [Smoking Section/Rolling Stone]

“I don’t capitalize on it as much as I used to. I used to pick it up and do shtick with it and all that, which I stopped doing because it was encouraging it.” Tom Jones doesn’t encourage women to throw their panties at him like he used to [AP via Yahoo]

“I don’t understand — why do they have nipples? It has something to do with chromosomes. What are their function? I thought we decided that men are just big, hairy apes.” Scarlett Johansson ponders the mysteries of biology [WENN via Starpulse]

“I hire someone specially to take care of my shoes. They clean them, box them and take a picture of them so it’s easier to find them.” — In the midst of an economic recession, it’s good to know that Kanye West might employ you to clean his 450 pairs of shoes [AskMen]

“There is a tribble in there. But you have to look for it.” J.J. Abrams pleases tribble fans in the new Star Trek film [Hero Complex/LAT]

Faye Dunaway Lets Loose an ‘Oh, Snap’ Moment for the Ages