This week, the Grammys stiffed a pregnant woman, Joaquin Phoenix forgot to promote his movie, and we all enjoyed a McFlurry with Jack Donaghy. So what else happened?
• Katherine Heigl had terminal brain cancer, but was miraculously cured.
• Vulture rapped with Oscar nominee Melissa Leo.
• NBC blew up the Brooklyn Museum.
• We counted down the greatest hits.
• Jessica Biel hosted the nerd Oscars.
• Anil Kapoor accosted moviegoers.
• The cast of The Wire flew its Phelps flag.
• Locke had daddy issues.
• Quentin Tarantino made a bold choice.
• Rick Rubin won an award.
• Julia Roberts came back, sort of.
• A heckler and a penis nearly destroyed Broadway.
• Catherine Hardwicke told everybody she quit.
• We saved you money on Clive Owen movies.
• The new Kindle basically destroyed publishing forever.
• American Idol made some cuts.
• Mickey Rourke wet his whistle, then cleared up a rumor.
• Harvey Weinstein confessed to murder.
