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Kristin Chenoweth on When Broadway Was Dangerous

“Once the security officers had to drag a guy out of You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown because he was masturbating during [the song] ‘My New Philosophy.’” —Kristin Chenoweth in her upcoming book [NYP]

“It’s in poor taste.” —Jason Segel on his and Paul Rudd’s fart noises [E! Online]

“I have a lot of awe for people who can make you laugh. It’s an achievement, almost, in a way that it’s not to make somebody cry.” —Rashida Jones [Cinema Blend]

“If you had more knowledge of music, [The Beatles] didn’t really mean anything.” —Van Morrison [NYer]

“We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!” —An out-of-work Lindsay Lohan, waiting for Rogan’s call [Nylon via People]

“That ship has sailed. Apparently, he doesn’t like chicks.” —Meagan Good on her breakup with Soulja Boy [StarPulse]

Kristin Chenoweth on When Broadway Was Dangerous