Now that Zac Efron has discovered the opposite sex and promised to put “his balls right on your tongue,” The Wrap is reporting that he’s decided he really doesn’t want to star in Paramount’s upcoming Footloose remake and has, consequently, left the project. Now that he’s got himself some free time, parents everywhere are crossing their fingers that he doesn’t decide to go on the road with the foamjaculating Jonas Brothers. There’s already enough babies being born these days as is. [Wrap]
