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Billy Bob Thornton Comes Clean

“It gave hump back geeks all over the world something to do for a couple days days … I do that all the time! It’s not the first time. This woman said something she wasn’t supposed to say, and I said I received signals from Venus through a metal plate in my head … I told a DJ to kiss my ass, that’s all that happened.” —Billy Bob Thornton continues to explain away his obnoxious radio interview [Jimmy Kimmel Live! via Huffington Post]

“He said to me the other day, ‘My character hates your character so much, it makes me want to hate you in real life. Is that OK?’” —Idris Elba on him and John Krasinski going at it [LAT]

“I heard it’s a little over the top.” —Beyoncé summarizes the terrible prank recording of her singing “If I Were a Boy” [Today Show via People]

“The questions about sexuality I find more here in America than anywhere else, because it’s a big hang-up and defines what people think about themselves and others. It’s not a big issue in Australia.” —Hugh Jackman is not gay, but only the Americans care [Parade]

“People have asked me, “On your deathbed, are you going to give it up? Are you going to do the tell-all?” I think that I won’t, because I like to think I’m a little classier than that, but you never know. I do have a lot of good stories I didn’t tell. There have been nasty people and the loves that were never mentioned, so maybe when I’m 90 — if I make it — I’ll do it.” —Kristen Chenoweth is holding on to many more secrets that didn’t make it into her memoir [Daily Beast]

“I don’t want Lupe Fiasco eating my ass.” —Justin Timberlake is scared of climbing Mount Kilimanjaro with Lupe Fiasco (for seemingly good reason) [Jimmy Kimmel Live! via E!]

Billy Bob Thornton Comes Clean