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Dolly Parton Hoping for Goatlike Death

“I want to be like one of those little fainting goats that get scared and then just fall over.” —Dolly Parton knows how she wants to go [Spinner]

“I live an incredibly low-key life. I think people would like to think I’m a hell of a lot naughtier than I am actually. I am actually quite a boring guy. I spent the last week and a half playing bloody golf. Me, Jonathan Rhys Meyers! If anyone saw me in those stupid golf clothes on the golf course, there would have been a different story written.” —Jonathan Rhys Meyers on being a bore [Contact Music]

“My 12-year-old girl had one of her friends go up to her with some magazine and go ‘Ugghhh. Your Dad’s on this list. It’s so weird.’ I pretty much feel the same.” —Clive Owen on not being so super-cool to the 12-and-under set [Celebitchy]

“She knows every stripper and drag queen in Seattle, the poor thing. When I was learning how to dance myself, I was making my daughter write down the choreography, and I’d be like, ‘Should I bump here or grind here? Which way are my tassels twirling?’ I’m sure she’ll have a healthy psychiatrist’s bill when she grows up.” —Deirdre Timmons, director of burlesque documentary Wink and a Smile, on her 12-year-old daughter [Halogen Life]

“I’d go for LeBron James. He just lights me up.” —Justin Timberlake has a man crush [ESPN via Rolling Stone]

“I wouldn’t mind coming back but not as a badger. I myself would come back as me, I had a great time.” —Michael Caine thinks he has had a better life than a badger [Guardian UK]

Dolly Parton Hoping for Goatlike Death