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Megan Fox’s THC-Aided Deconstruction of High School Musical

“Let me tell you what it’s really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it.”—Megan Fox dissects High School Musical , much like Quentin Tarantino did with Top Gun [Esquire via Perez Hilton]

“I refer to her often as an open-faced sandwich. She’s kind of easy to read and a little sloppy.”—Amy Poehler on her character in Parks and Recreation [NPR]

“A lot of the people that take part in these shows want to sing ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ every week because it’s a sappy song.”—Simon Cowell is so over “Wind Beneath My Wings” [Oprah via MTV]

“I’ve always known that I secretly am the hottest rapper in the game. But I didn’t feel the urge until Asher Roth started hitting the airwaves and—no offense to Asher Roth—somebody with some real swagger needed to come into the game. So, I’ll challenge him. I’ll challenge him to a freestyle or whatever.”—Spencer Pratt on being hotter than Eminem and Asher Roth [MTV]

“We said, ‘Who should we get for the moms?’ And I’m pretty sure, in the room, we all collectively were like, ‘How about Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson?’ And that’s exactly how it played out. They’re both Oscar-caliber actors, and I’m pretty sure at least Patricia has won Emmys as well, which puts her in the same camp as us.”—Andy Samberg on choosing Sarandon and Clarkson to be the mothers in Motherlover [EW]

“We’ve really studied these photos. We’ve made a determination that everything we’ve seen to date that she’s done—some were very beautiful, some were risqué—the pictures taken were acceptable, were fine, and in some cases were lovely pictures.”—Donald Trump sort of complimenting Miss California, Carrie Prejean [E! Online]

Megan Fox’s THC-Aided Deconstruction of High School Musical