And you thought you were a terrible parent. From Craigslist Washington, D.C.’s “talent gigs” board: “My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately, his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately … Here is the kicker: My son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot.” [Craigslist via Idolator]
