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Carol Channing Gives Johnny Depp Her Blessing

“Men have been imitating me for as long as I can remember. In fact, most of the impersonations I have seen have had a five-o’clock shadow.” —Carol Channing is cool with Johnny Depp starring in her biopic [E]

“She really likes it. She laughed a lot.” —Brad Pitt on Angelina Jolie’s unbiased review of Inglourious Basterds [E]

“It’s not real music. But my music guy, Breyon Prescott, said, ‘If you don’t do it, your R&B album will be in the grocery store in that little bin with the nail clippers and the flip-flops.’” —Jamie Foxx on deciding to use Auto-Tune [Pop Matters]

“I just go for it. Farting on a plane is an unrivaled act; it’s primal almost.” —Seth Rogen’s farting-on-a-plane joke in Funny People is not really a joke [MTV]

“He and Andrew, like Josh and myself, are both really nice guys — with enormous egos and high-grade tempers. So while Josh and I could play these great friends, boiling under the surface would be, ‘I’ll kill you if you say the wrong thing to me.’” —Mark Duplass from Humpday [LAT]

“The judges hate me, but the people, dem (sic) love me. I hope La Roux wins.” —Lily Allen is only popular with dem people, not the Mercury Prize judges [Twitter via Contact Music]

Carol Channing Gives Johnny Depp Her Blessing