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Fergie’s Dad: Okay by Us

“[My dad] called it the worst song he’d ever heard in his life.” —Fergie’s dad was not a fan of her first single, “London Bridge” [Spinner]

“See, we always had the idea that he would rock the mullet, it’s his trademark. But the top of the hair is definitely where we take the most liberties. To us, Kenny has the ‘I just woke up,’ and he has the ‘I’m in school,’ where his mullet is a little more in control, and then he has the ‘I’m going out,’ where it’s slicked back. So, it’s kind of like his clothes, he has the slicked-back look, it’s like a uniform, and the uniform says ‘I’m in my prime.’ [laughs] I gotta admit, it’s Danny. He’ll come out on the set with the right amount of hair gel and shit like that.” —Jody Hill on Danny McBride’s mullet on Eastbound & Down [/Film]

“Ich really hope my movie realises its full global potential and doesn’t peter out after a promising start like swine flu. Let’s hope, like herpes, this film continues to infect audiences for the next 1000 years.” —Sacha Baron Cohen [Age]

“When I was a boy I loved boxing. And I’ve got Anna [Paquin] into it. I like the sport and she likes the blood. I’m like, ‘Stop the fight, people are getting hurt, I can’t bear it!’ and she’s going, ‘Go on, hit ‘em!’ She loves it. She boxes too … She won’t stop until she’s gnawed your stumps off. I tell you, my girl is hardcore.” —Stephen Moyer [Access DirecTV via People]

“I did not vote. It’s a phobia I have, there’s something psychological about it. I know it’s not responsible, but I’ve voted for lots of things besides the President — lots of things that have changed children’s lives and the planet’s life. I just haven’t voted for a President because I still believe we haven’t found one.” —Fred Durst is not experiencing Obamamania [Kerrang! via Contact Music]

Fergie’s Dad: Okay by Us