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Week in Review: Harry Potter and the Drunk Cockatoo

This week, Dash Snow passed away, was remembered by friends, was paid tribute to, and may or may not have boosted the art market. What else happened?

• Jack White shot some poor woman.

Harry Potter 6 wowed the pope, New York’s party reporter, and us when we saw it and thought of all the children it might scar. Also, we ranked all six movies!

• A man named Ed was stricken with E.D. Irony!

• Quentin Tarantino told his critics to suck it.

• We predicted Mad Men and 30 Rock would be nominated for lots of Emmys. Then they were nominated for lots of Emmys! Too bad these guys weren’t.

• Nikki Finke got a new corporate cousin and $5 to $10 million.

• Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire.

• Ryan Seacrest got paid.

• Wilco rocked some dads.

• We predicted Mad Men and 30 Rock would be nominated for lots of Emmys. Then they were nominated for lots of Emmys! Too bad these guys weren’t.

• Rufus Wainwright’s opera was okay, sort of.

• Mariah Carey manned up.

• Mickey Rourke got a bird drunk.

• Do not piss off Michael Riedel.

Week in Review: Harry Potter and the Drunk Cockatoo