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Matt Damon Revels in the Joy of Pigging Out

“I definitely got doughy. I started eating like crazy and drinking dark beer. Between meals on set, I’d eat a No. 1 value meal at McDonald’s and then Doritos on top of it. It was absolute heaven. Now I’m the Sexiest Man Alive’s chunky cousin.” —Matt Damon on fattening up for The Informant! [EW via Contact Music]

“I had this 40-year-old woman trying to find a way to take her panties off for me to sign them. They had my name imprinted on them. So that was kind of strange, but you can’t expect anything from these Twilight fans.” —Taylor Lautner [Fox News]

“Yeah, I’m running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalisation and taxation of marijuana platform. No, I don’t have a chance. It’s not what I do best.” —Brad Pitt on not running for mayor of New Orleans [Today Show via Female First]

“At one point in the movie Brad and I get kidnapped together and we’re in the back of a truck. We’re shooting it for three hours and it comes to the time to really know Brad Pitt, not just meet him. He’s the greatest guy in the world, asking questions, making polite conversation. He’s like, ‘So, how’s The Office going? How was it like moving from Boston to Los Angeles?’ And I’m like, ‘Well Brad … ’, just so comfortable and it occurs to me, ‘Oh my God, it’s going to be my turn to ask questions next and I don’t know what to ask Brad Pitt that doesn’t feel like you’re some tabloid reporter! Like, ‘How’s the girlfriend? How’s the being Brad Pitt thing?’ In the end I was like, ‘How’s things going?’” —The Office’s B.J. Novak on being smooth with Pitt on the set of Inglourious Basterds [Contact Music]

“That isn’t about me. I don’t look at the movie and go, ‘Jesus, my ass is really saggy.’”—Charlize Theron on checking out her nude scenes [Vogue]

“It’s going to be 100 percent fun. I’m probably going to show up in some basketball shorts.” —Asher Roth knows what he’s going to wear to the MTV Video Music Awards [MTV]

Matt Damon Revels in the Joy of Pigging Out