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Ghostface Wants Natalie Portman to Be His Boo

“I read in some interview she did in something called Interview magazine that she likes obscene rap music. When I read that, it was, like, ‘Oh, shit, she would love the shit I got right here on this album!’ It was wild, ‘cause I remember her as the little girl in The Professional, and now she’s all about the wild shit. Yo, if you see her, give her my number. Tell her we gotta make some music together.” —Ghostface Killah wants Natalie Portman to call him [Page Six/NYP]

“I’m the one to say something is too crass. I turn into the house prude. I’ll say, ‘This is just nasty.’” —David Duchovny is the resident square on the set of Californication [Female First]

“I refuse to watch that particular clip. It’s just too personal, the process you have to go through to get there. I’ve only watched the action scenes.”—Mickey Rourke can’t watch the scene in The Wrestler where he admits to his shortcomings [Contact Music]

“What I need is numerous sets of identical twins to be in an art work I made in 1992, which is going to be in a show at the Tate gallery. Identical twins are a crazy aberration, you know, they make you look again and sort of this idea that they are connected. What I need them to do is sit in front of two spot paintings which are two different random arrangements of the same colored dots. The identical twins need to be wearing the same clothes and have similar haircuts and you can sit stand talk read or do anything else but whatever they do, they need to be doing the same thing. And just be yourselves. For a few hours of the day you can be immortalized in an artwork by Damien Hirst.” —Damien Hirst on his next art project, involving the aberration that is identical twins [Guardian UK]

“Yes, he’s jacked. It’s absolutely crazy. He’s definitely not on steroids.” —Kristen Stewart on Robert Pattinson’s naturally super-toned bod [Showbiz Spy]

“Everyone goes through tough times and the second that I decided I wanted to be in front of the camera. I think I always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears. I wanted to be in the tabloids when I was in middle school. It’s kind of something you sign up for in the beginning and if you really want it, you know what comes with it.” —Lindsay Lohan probably could’ve used some alternate role models [Showbiz Spy]

Ghostface Wants Natalie Portman to Be His Boo