The first trailer for Lars von Trier’s Antichrist garnered complaints that it wasn’t scary enough for the movie that’s already a legend of genital-bashing horror. We can all shut up now, though, because there’s a new one, and it’s the scariest trailer we’ve seen, ever. Many will probably find while watching this that the emotional trauma it promises to inflict greatly outweighs any lingering curiosity about THE SCENE. As fans of A&E’s Obsessed might put it: We have a nine or a ten on the “sex in a pile of bodies” scale. Antichrist has already leaked to the Internet, so if this trailer compels you, knock yourself out! We’ll be in the corner rocking back and forth.