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Jason Bateman on His Small, Funny Package

“My torso gives you a great laugh. If you want a bigger one, drop the trousers, I guess. When I say bigger one, I mean bigger laugh. Oh, god.” —Jason Bateman [MTV]

“People have been saying, ‘Hurry up’. One lady expressed a wish that the sequel would come along soon and put ‘PS I am 94’. It made me feel very responsible. I hope she’ll read it by 96.” —Hilary Mantel on the sequel to her novel Wolf Hall [Telegraph UK]

“We’re not dating, just fucking.” —Gerard Butler clears up the rumors about Jennifer Aniston and him [Showbiz Spy]

“I’m either/or when it comes to downloading. My main worry is my next record and I think every debut artist should worry more about their second album than whether people will buy it or not. People can listen to it for free and then they’ll come and see you live. I know I’ll get in trouble for that now. Sorry, Lily.” —Adele [Contact Music]

“To me, working out is literally like eating a meal or drinking water or breathing. If I don’t, I just feel like crap. Not physically, like, ‘Ew, what’s hanging over my pants?’ But I just feel really ornery. I start punching actors. Not hard — I don’t get mean. I do Krav Maga, which is Israeli martial arts; I do pilates.” —Hilary Swank [Marie Claire]

Jason Bateman on His Small, Funny Package