God, we feel awful. The Smoking Gun just posted the search warrants for the car and Connecticut home of alleged David Letterman extortionist Robert J. Halderman. Included is a numbered inventory of the items recovered as evidence (see above), and on that list is a copy of “MY Magazine w/Letterman.” Since MY magazine hasn’t done a Letterman feature in a while (and also because it doesn’t exist), we can only assume it was the sight of Letterman on the September 14 cover of our magazine that pushed Halderman over the edge. Or maybe it was the package on Dan Brown. Either way — sorry, Dave!