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Snoop Dogg Wants to Take a Bite Out of Bon Temps

“You know I’m down with it. I love that show. I wish I could be on it. I’d be a hell of a vampire, don’t you think? So what’s happenin’? True Blood, get at me — Snoop Dogg wants to be a vampire.” —Snoop Dogg [MTV]

“It’s interesting. People always think I have muses. Whether it’s Diane Keaton, Mia Farrow, or Scarlett Johansson. I’ve never had a muse; never been inspired by any actress I was working with. I adore them; I think they’re great; they’re amazing characters and creatures, but you know, I get into a room and I sweat out the script. I think, I’m alone and I’m trying to write but I’m never visited by some kind of muse with an inspiration. I mean, I sweat and grind this stuff out and no amount of Scarlett Johansson or Mia Farrow or Diane Keaton has ever inspired me.” —Woody Allen [Age]

“I believe we can balance the scales if Tom Cruise would lower his quote by a mere $29 million. I realize this may be a bit unfair since he’s not here to defend himself and I really don’t want to put this all on one man, but if I had to, that man would be Tom Cruise. I assure you my salary would not make a difference. My annual salary is the budget for Altoids on one of Tom’s movies.” —Alec Baldwin[E! Online]

“Until it kind of slaps me in the face, I’m going to tinker around with everything. I’m obviously not the type of artist who rushes anything. I’ve done, like, two records in the last eight years.” —Justin Timberlake [MTV]

“They thought I was stealing from the shop, which I wasn’t. I was only there for three months and left without going back to collect my wages. They still owe me money.” —Dominic Monaghan on his first real job at a British department store [Contact Music]

Snoop Dogg Wants to Take a Bite Out of Bon Temps