After becoming pals with the band when he and friend Paul Rudd sent them wine in a restaurant, Jason Segel was asked by the Swell Season to play a song for their fans at their show in L.A. Wednesday night. So he wrote and played a special song for their female fans in particular (and gave out his “phone number,” which we’re afraid to call in case it’s somehow real — it’s 5 a.m. in L.A.! Yes, we’re a dork.) Jason’s just looking for a disease-free bisexual Swell Season fan-chick who saw his penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and didn’t think it was small. Shouldn’t be too difficult. Jason Segel is a national treasure.