Okay, folks, your friendly Vulture editor has already got a few mugs worth of eggnog in his system and is really starting to feel the holiday spirit. While those conditions are perfect for wrapping presents, they’re not exactly ideal for blogging. So, with that, we hope you and yours have a tremendous weekend. We’re taking the next few days off for some well-deserved R&R, but we’ll be back on Monday morning to once again rock your pop culture lovin’ socks off. Until then, please enjoy this holiday message from Sammi “Sweetheart,” her main squeeze Ronnie, and the inimitable Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley.
Merry Christmas (Jersey Shore Cast) [SomeEcards]