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New Lady Gaga Much Like the Old Lady Gaga

Hey, new Lady Gaga! According to Idolator, “Reloaded” — another tightly constructed upbeat dance-jam, this time with nicely clattering drums — was produced by Rodney Jenkins and is an outtake from The Fame Monster sessions. We’ll give you three guesses as to its content: (a) a statement on the lobbying influence of major American gun manufacturers and a personal reflection on the social effects of violence in inner-city communities, (b) a deconstruction of the critical reception of Metallica’s mid-nineties output, primarily focusing on Rolling Stone’s review of the band’s 1997 album ReLoad, or (c) a breakdown of what Gaga’s looking for in a sexual partner; namely, that he or she be a “solider,” able to “go long,” and knows how to “conserve the juices” for the “marathon” that sex with Gaga is. Listen and find out!

New Lady Gaga Much Like the Old Lady Gaga