Are you between two and four feet tall? Do the tops of your feet look like Donald Trump’s head? Would you feel at home on the Shire? Then you should probably submit your application to be in The Hobbit. The Guillermo del Toro–directed and Peter Jackson–written film is officially accepting applications to appear in the film and all you have to do is send in a casting video by snail mail. Finally, a chance to prove that memorizing that map of Middle Earth wasn’t a waste of time!