Do you enjoy the music of Vampire Weekend and writing poetry competitively? If so, we have terrific news: Vulture is giving away a pair of tickets to an exclusive concert by the band at the Studio at Webster Hall on January 21 presented by New York’s 101.9 RXP. Based on the runaway success of our previous contests, we’ve decided once again to ask our readers to compose haikus, this time about Vampire Weekend. Leave your best seventeen syllables (that’s five, seven, and five per line) in this post’s comments by 11 p.m. on Friday, January 15. A winner will be selected by a team of Ivy League professors and notified by next Monday. Losers will be forced to attend state schools. For the complete contest rules, see here. Good luck!