As award shows go, the Globes and the Oscars are great and all, but people tend to wear complete outfits to them. By which we mean, things that cover their crotches. Not so for the Grammys, which were held Sunday night in Los Angeles with their typical nutty splendor — and plenty of upper thigh. Bestowing mere “best” and “worst” titles upon Grammy-night attendees is almost too pedestrian; that’s why we’ve slapped ten celebrities with superlatives that are as robust as the ensembles that inspired them. Who, for example, did we dub the evening’s Most Expensive Breakfast Platter? You’ll have to click through the slideshow to see.